The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
