I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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