when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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