Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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