Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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