check it out our google latitudes are spooning
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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