i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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