D3 body, D1 cock
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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