Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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