So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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