I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm passing your future prison.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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