what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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