I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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