Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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