he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I had to cum in my sink.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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