I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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