I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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