We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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