It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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