planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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