pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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