I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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