Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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