ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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