Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
More tranny stories later!
Don't make out with my wife yet
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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