My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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