BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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