Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You took a bar mat shot.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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