mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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