is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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