The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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