well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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