Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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