singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sorry my hands just texted you
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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