Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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