so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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