Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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