If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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