im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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