All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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