i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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