Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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