its not stalking. its research.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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