How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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