well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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