True but thats because hes a fetus.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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