I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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