im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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