it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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