i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
tell me about the fingering
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