I heard we made out
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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