Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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